“We were victims of the night. The chemical, physical, kryptonite.”
— WALK THE MOON 
“Damien Paul: Cori, we discontinued the contract with hello kitty that is the reason we don’t offer hello kitty card anymore.
you: well that is lame!
you: do you have anything else?
Damien Paul: Let me share you the link so that you can check the designs of debit card we offer.
Damien Paul: Please click here
Damien Paul: Are you able to access the above link?
Damien Paul: Are you able to access the above link?
you: yes
Paul: Great.
you: these designs suck
Damien Paul: I am sorry for the inconvenience.
Damien Paul: As of now we offer only these debit card designs.
you: gross”
“Damien Paul: Cori, I see exactly why you are receiving a new card. Our team recently became aware of a potential compromise of your card information. I know that can be alarming, but rest assured that our team is monitoring your account 24/7 watching for potential fraud. Since you have received the new card, all you need to do is activate the card and notify any merchants you have recurring payment arrangements with.
you: but I don’t want the new card design…
you: I want the hello kitty card i had…
Damien Paul: Cori, we don’t offer hello kitty card anymore.
you: why?
Damien Paul: Cori, we discontinued the contract with hello kitty that is the reason we don’t offer hello kitty card anymore.
you: well that is lame!”

Dude: Your not a cop…

Girl: What?! no way….I have pineapples on my shirt.

(via enchantedmemories)